Slogan Science

February 13, 2009 · by · in


At first I started thinking about replacing “Jesus” with “Science”.

  • Science Loves You
  • Science Saves Lives
  • Let Science Save You
  • Is Science In You?
  • Science Lives!


And then I came across a slogan generating website… and that’s when it really got fun.

  • There’s Always Room For Science
  • Science Really Satisfies
  • Not Just Nearly Science, But Really Science
  • Grab Life By The Science
  • Think Once, Think Twice, Think Science
  • I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for Science
  • Nobody Does It Like Science
  • Can’t Do It In Real Life? Do It With Science
  • Get Busy With The Science
  • If Only Everything in Life Was As Reliable As Science
  • Get Serious. Get Science
  • I Bet He Drinks Science
  • Don’t Leave Home Without Science
  • I’m Only Here For The Science
  • Obey Your Science
  • Fight Truth Decay With Science


And eventually I resorted to blatent plagerism:

  • Show Me the Science!
  • Science: When You Got It, Flaunt It.
  • Happiness Is A Cigar Called Science
  • Science Is Good For You
  • Australians Wouldn’t Give A XXXX For Anything But Science
  • You Can Be Sure Of Science
  • Science: It Takes A Licking, And Keeps On Ticking
  • Raise Your Hand If You’re Science
  • Science: Just Do it
  • Four Out Of Five Dentists Recommend Science
  • The Appliance of Science
  • Say It With Science
  • The Future’s Bright. The Future’s Science
  • Where’s The Science?
  • Lipsmackin’ thirstquenchin’ acetastin’ motivatin’ goodbuzzin’ cooltalkin’ highwalkin’ fastlivin’ evergivin’ coolfizzin’ Science
  • Between Love and Madness Lies Science
  • With A Name Like Science, It Has To Be Good
  • I’d Walk A Mile For Science


And then… somehow… I got onto slogans for condoms…

  • Science. For The Pleasure Of Sensual Living
  • Science. Proven Protection That Feels Really Good.
  • Science. Pleasure You Want. Protection You Trust
  • Science. Once You Try It You Would Never Do Without It
  • Science. For A Hundred Million Reasons
  • Science. Less Latex. More Sex

Ok, that’s probably enough slogans for you to digest, but I have just one more. I made it up myself…

Science Slogans. Use Them. Somewhere. Somehow.

Slogan websites I found useful:

The Advertising Slogan Generator
Advertising Slogan Hall Of Fame
Wikiquote: List of Advertising Slogans
Condom Advertising Slogans

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